Bill discovers that Facebook takes an age-old problem to a whole new level, and even has its own form of karma. Meanwhile, Jaime Michaels of the Out! for Reel film series encourages us to burst into song - specifically ABBA songs - this Friday at the Academy of Music. We also talk to our state senator, Stan Rosenberg, about the state of the Commonwealth.

Coming up tomorrow:

What do the last eight years have in common with a Siegfried and Roy show? Bill explains…after some very bad behavior. Christopher Watkins of Best Buddies tells us about an upcoming event. And Bill’s brother-in-law Byron Coley mocks Thurston Moore. Which should make their appearance tonight at the APE Gallery for an event to benefit Flywheel Arts Collective a little strained, maybe. Or not.

That’s Byron above. That’s a Byron knock-off below.

Coming up tomorrow:

…although technically, it’s an “After and Before” picture. Unless it’s in Hebrew.

Bill went to Nicaragua for a week to talk to victims of landmines and all he got was this lousy parasite.  Actually, that’s not quite true….Bill had lots of fun adventures, but he has to wait for the fever to subside so he can separate truth from hallucination.  He’s almost 95% sure he did NOT win a lifetime supply of talking rainbow-flavored monkeys after appearing on a game show with Charo and the pope, but he keeps checking his bag anyway.  

Luckily, professional librarian and amateur lumberjack Adam Novitt stops by with Forbes Library director Janet Moulding to inject some sanity and respectability. Well, not counting Adam’s hair: